Lessons in Logic

I received some funny quotes from a friend:

- I was born intelligent… Education ruined me!

- Practice makes perfect… But nobody is perfect... So why practice?!

- It’s true that we are here to help others... But what exactly are the others here for?!

- Light travels faster than sound… People appear bright until you hear them speak!

- How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?!

- Money is not everything... There’s Mastercard and Visa!

- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate... But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity!

- Behind every successful man, there is a woman... And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women!

- Every man should marry... After all, happiness is not the only thing in life!

- The wise never marry... If they do, they become otherwise!

- Success is a relative term… It brings so many relatives!

- Never put off the work till tomorrow… what you can put off today!

- Your future depends on your dreams... So go to sleep!

- There should be a better way to start a day... than waking up every morning!

- Hard work never killed anybody... But why take the risk?!

- Work fascinates me... I can look at it for hours!

- God made relatives... Thank God we can choose our friends!

- The more you learn, the more you know... The more you know, the more you forget... The more you forget, the less you know... So... why bother learning?!

- A bus station is where a bus stops... A train station is where a train stops... On my desk I have a work station... What should I do now?!